Q: Isn’t life insurance boring?

A: Yes. But so is being broke when someone dies.

Q: How much does it cost?

A: Less than your gym membership, and you’re not even using that.

Q: Do I really need it?

A: If someone depends on you financially, yeah. Also, if you’ve ever Googled “how to fake my own death,” this is your sign.

Q: What’s the difference between term and whole life insurance?

A: One is temporary, one lasts forever. Kind of like the difference between a situationship and actual commitment.

Q: Why should I choose TMWR Agency?

A: Because we’ll tell you the truth without the corporate jargon. And because you’re already here reading this, which means you clearly need help.

Q: What if I don’t die anytime soon?

A: Then congrats, you just locked in cheap coverage and protected your family. That’s called being a responsible hot mess.